Tuesday, March 31, 2026

WTF? Leader of the Fee World


Trump II broke it and now he wants to walk away, leaving others to clean up his mess.  The problem is of such magnitude, it will take decades to clean up his disruptions (otherwise known as tantrums, savage whims).

Political Red Team, you have a major problem that needs restraining and I do not think you are up to the task.  For that so many suffer.

Trump II is a deal maker and deal makers get deal fees.  No fee, no service, no protection.  Thus, Iran gets to charge a passage fee.

It's clear Trump is the leader of the fee world. 

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Excursionary World


Excursionary World by Turban Turban 
(to the tune of Ordinary World by Duran Duran)

Bombs rained down last Saturday 
on the avenue

Thought I heard you dying harshly
There were no lights, TV or the internet
Can't flee Trump & Netanyahu

What has happened to it all?
Crazy, some'd say

Where is the life that I recognize
(Bombed away)

But I am crying for yesterday
There's an Excursionary World
Somehow I have to mind

And as I try to make my way
to the Excursionary World
I will need to survive

Kushner & Witkoff
Trump prompted them to say
"We are so close to a deal"

Well the deal's gone out the window 
with the rooftops bombed away.

Left me in the vacuum 
of their blasts

What is happening to me?
Crazy, some'd say

Where is the U.N. when
we need you most
(Gone away)

But I am crying for yesterday
There's an Excursionary World
Somehow I have to mind

And as I try to make my way
in the Excursionary World
I will bleed to survive

Children in the aftermath
tell of suffering and greed

Fear today, forgo tomorrow
Ooh, we're living a real
holy war with holy need

Ours is a major sorrowed life

And I am bawling for yesterday
There's an Excursionary World
Somehow I have to mine

And as I try to fake my way
in the Excursionary World
I will greed to survive

Every world
is Trump's world 
(he will greed to survive)

Any world
is Trump's world 
(he will greed to survive)

Any world
is Trump's world 

Every world
is Trump's world 
(and he will greed to survive)

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Cheater in Chief


Update 3-26-26:  Trump II told a reporter it's OK for him to vote by mail because he is President.

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Raging Bone Spurs


Trump II trashes everything he touches.  Many times it is unwanted touching.


Update 3-22-26:  Treasury Chief Scott Bessent told Meet the Press that people should have "empathy" for his boss when asked about the appropriateness of Trump II's celebrating the death of Robert Muller.

Update 3-29-26:  RFK Jr. tried to make the case that Trump is capable of empathy.   Independent and ethical voters laughed.  

And empaths sink ships for fun, talk about bombing our little hearts out and strike a girls' elementary school during the first day of our Commander in Chief ordered attack on Iran?  I really don't think so....

Trump's Mueller post proves he is anything but an empath.  The man didn't have to say a bleeping word, just let the dead man's family and friends grieve.  That he could not which shows Trump II's cruelty and lack of impulse control.  

Nice try RFK, Jr.  You should get some suck-up points, maybe even some $TRUMP.

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Trump's Trigger Diplomacy


Trump II's international practice of bullying for profits was noted by former Ambassador Chas Freeman who referred to our Special Envoys as "amateurs" who "engage in protection rackets and personal corruption."


We've really never seen anything like it.  

If anyone is going to the most exclusive conference and luncheon at Mar-a-Lago on April 25th, a word of warning.  Don't pull Trump II's overworked trigger finger.  It's his alone to fire, mid-negotiation and all.

Monday, March 16, 2026

News! Trump II Usurps News



Update 3-17-26:  The press is free to follow Trump II's orders and spread his Irreality, which changes by the minute..  America is 250 so senility and sclerosis should be expected.

The head of the Counterterrorism Center resigned after writing Iran posed no imminent threat to the U.S.  

FCC Chief Brendan Carr has the task of taking this man's free speech rights away or at least keeping him off the public airwaves.

Update 3-18-26:  As for little girls not faring well under Trump II's orbit, a judge just lambasted his "Just Us" Department for a plea deal (too lenient) with a child pornographer.

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Onward Trumpian Loyalists

Onward Trumpian loyalists

"merch"-ing off of war,

For the Rage of Cheesus 

goes on evermore.

Trump II's War of Choice on Iran is intended to usurp their natural resources and open up another market for Western TechGods and private equity underwriters (PEU).  

Both groups are beloved by U.S. politicians Red & Blue but nobody, nobody shows their love more than Trump II.  That's when he's not showing piece.  He is the "Pieces of Eight" President.

Anybody need a complimentary Trump II gifted pair of ill fitting shoes?  

Can you imagine being in a workplace where you are afraid to wear a pair of shoes that actually fit?  That's not the Trump II White House, where he wants to keep everyone off their feet.

Update 3-13-26:  Trump II's War Chief did the "our God is greater than your God thing."  Can someone tell Pete it is the same One God that arose from the three monotheistic religions founded in the Middle East?  Keep it up Hegseth and the U.S. will lose its Middle East allies.

Update 3-16-26:  Trump II used his mourning cap in a golf round at Doral and an image from the solemn transfer in a fundraising video.  

Update 3-30-26: Trump II continues his frequent golf excursions, even in the midst of his war of choice on Iran. 

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Trump II's Heroes on Girls' School Bombing


It's nearly spring so grab that daisy and pull the petals....Trump knows everything....Trump knows nothing...

You get the gist.

Update 3-13-26:  It's always been dangerous to be a little girl within Trump's sphere of influence.

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Anybody Got 250?


The pace of global tampering increased exponentially under Trump II.  The World Economic Forum must be feeling significant shame.  And the PNACers (Project for the New American Century) look oh so incremental.

All it took was a combination of Trump II's lust for resources and his "gut facts" impulsive trigger-ship.  America's longtime targets for new markets may be opening up.

The Nobel Prize for Lack of Inner Peace goes to Trump II, a man who loves pieces of eight more than anything.  

For all this, our globe and the little people suffer.  Meanwhile there will be a grand celebration for Trump 250, Freedom 250 and America 250.  Expect lots of flyovers, hopefully the ones without bombs.

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Trump Left His Hat On


Trump II wore his Trump USA 45-47 Gold White Hat to the Dignified Transfer of Remains at Dover Air Force Base.  It was the first such dignified transfer, the "solemn movement of the transfer case" for six soldiers killed in Trump's War on Iran.

Fox News apparently did not like the "hat look" and instead included video from a different ceremony Trump II attended in 2025, one where he did not wear a baseball cap.

Add this as the latest "Oh no, he didn't! ... Yes, he did."  

Update 3-9-26:  PennLive reported:
The USA 45-47 hat is currently listed on the Trump Organization’s store for a whopping $55. 

 And there is currently a note on the listing that reads, “Due to high demand, this hat may take an additional 7-10 days to process then ship.” 

So, whether the President was, in fact, trying to market the hat or not, it appears that the controversial cap is now highly desired.

It's officially unofficial, the new Trump mourning /golf round cap, right for any occasion.

Update 3-16-26:  Trump II used his mourning cap in a golf round at Doral and an image from the solemn transfer in a fundraising video.  

Update 3-30-26: Trump II continues his frequent golf excursions, even in the midst of his war of choice on Iran. 

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

House of Charlatans Protects their Own


Scumbag Red Team Congressman Tony Gonzales finally admitted the affair he initiated and forced upon an employee.  

The House of Charlatans voted to keep sexual harassment reports secret.  Tony got a message from God that he'd already been forgiven for his abusive dalliances.  

Wow, our elected officials get to trade stocks and staff based on insider information....