Our next speaker needs no introduction as he is the most powerful man in the world. But I will tell you a little about him:
He brings the "con" in Constitution.
He is the "dick" in dictator
He shows the "ass" in compassion, the "dis" in dysfunction and the "kin" in kingly.
He is the "actor" in benefactor.
He epitomizes the "rage" in arbitrage, the "cheat" in escheat and the "IRR" of irrational.
This great man is the "mess" in domestic, the "error" in terrorize and the "ate" in create. He represents the "age" in savage and the "I'm" in whim.
He is the Great Usurper in the Golden Age of Fraudulent Self-enriching Sponsorship.
Let's give a big hand for the "arc" in architect of the Big Beautiful Bouncing Bill Benefiting Billionaires, otherwise known as BBBBBB.
BBBBBBBBB.....it sounds like a motorboat, maybe one that takes insiders to a giant yacht?
Update 7-15-25: Trump II spoke with faith and business leaders. During his ramblings he called Fed Chair Jay Powell names. The faithful crowd laughed a the name calling. Trump cursed. The laugh was considerably smaller. Trump insulted former Texas Governor Rick Perry. Faith and business leaders laughed again.
Faith and business leaders cheered the BBBBBB, which cuts food and healthcare for lower income Americans. The Trump administration is incinerating 500 metric tons of emergency food, enough to feed 1.5 million children for one week. That sounds like a horrible waste.
The faithful cheered the surprise attack on Iran. Trump closed by calling his political opponents evil for the second time. His remarks, once again, never mentioned Jesus name.