Excursionary World

Excursionary World by Turban Turban 

(to the tune of Ordinary World by Duran Duran)

Bombs rained down last Saturday 

on the avenue

Thought I heard you dying harshly

There were no lights, TV or the internet

Can't flee Trump & Netanyahu

What has happened to it all?

Crazy, some'd say

Where is the life that I recognize

(Bombed away)

But I am crying for yesterday

There's an Excursionary World

Somehow I have to mind

And as I try to make my way

to the Excursionary World

I will need to survive

Kushner & Witkoff

Trump prompted them to say

"We are so close to a deal"

Well the deal's gone out the window 

with the rooftops bombed away.

Left me in the vacuum 

of their blasts

What is happening to me?

Crazy, some'd say

Where is the U.N. when

we need you most

(Gone away)

But I am crying for yesterday

There's an Excursionary World

Somehow I have to mind

And as I try to make my way

in the Excursionary World

I will bleed to survive

Children in the aftermath

tell of suffering and greed

Fear today, forgo tomorrow

Ooh, we're living a real

holy war with holy need

Ours is a major sorrowed life

And I am bawling for yesterday

There's an Excursionary World

Somehow I have to mine

And as I try to fake my way

in the Excursionary World

I will greed to survive

Every world

is Trump's world 

(he will greed to survive)

Any world

is Trump's world 

(he will greed to survive)

Any world

is Trump's world 

Every world

is Trump's world 

(and he will greed to survive)

Cheater in Chief

Update 3-26-26:  Trump II told a reporter it's OK for him to vote by mail because he is President.

Raging Bone Spurs

Trump II trashes everything he touches.  Many times it is unwanted touching.

Update 3-22-26:  Treasury Chief Scott Bessent told Meet the Press that people should have "empathy" for his boss when asked about the appropriateness of Trump II's celebrating the death of Robert Muller.

Update 3-29-26:  RFK Jr. tried to make the case that Trump is capable of empathy.   Independent and ethical voters laughed.  

And empaths sink ships for fun, talk about bombing our little hearts out and strike a girls' elementary school during the first day of our Commander in Chief ordered attack on Iran?  I really don't think so....

Trump's Mueller post proves he is anything but an empath.  The man didn't have to say a bleeping word, just let the dead man's family and friends grieve.  That he could not which shows Trump II's cruelty and lack of impulse control.  

Nice try RFK, Jr.  You should get some suck-up points, maybe even some $TRUMP.

Trump's Trigger Diplomacy

Trump II's international practice of bullying for profits was noted by former Ambassador Chas Freeman who referred to our Special Envoys as "amateurs" who "engage in protection rackets and personal corruption."

We've really never seen anything like it.  

If anyone is going to the most exclusive conference and luncheon at Mar-a-Lago on April 25th, a word of warning.  Don't pull Trump II's overworked trigger finger.  It's his alone to fire, mid-negotiation and all.

News! Trump II Usurps News

Update 3-17-26:  The press is free to follow Trump II's orders and spread his Irreality, which changes by the minute..  America is 250 so senility and sclerosis should be expected.

The head of the Counterterrorism Center resigned after writing Iran posed no imminent threat to the U.S.  

FCC Chief Brendan Carr has the task of taking this man's free speech rights away or at least keeping him off the public airwaves.

Update 3-18-26:  As for little girls not faring well under Trump II's orbit, a judge just lambasted his "Just Us" Department for a plea deal (too lenient) with a child pornographer.

Onward Trumpian Loyalists

Onward Trumpian loyalists

"merch"-ing off of war,

For the Rage of Cheesus 

goes on evermore.

Trump II's War of Choice on Iran is intended to usurp their natural resources and open up another market for Western TechGods and private equity underwriters (PEU).  

Both groups are beloved by U.S. politicians Red & Blue but nobody, nobody shows their love more than Trump II.  That's when he's not showing piece.  He is the "Pieces of Eight" President.

Anybody need a complimentary Trump II gifted pair of ill fitting shoes?  

Can you imagine being in a workplace where you are afraid to wear a pair of shoes that actually fit?  That's not the Trump II White House, where he wants to keep everyone off their feet.

Update 3-13-26:  Trump II's War Chief did the "our God is greater than your God thing."  Can someone tell Pete it is the same One God that arose from the three monotheistic religions founded in the Middle East?  Keep it up Hegseth and the U.S. will lose its Middle East allies.

Update 3-16-26:  Trump II used his mourning cap in a golf round at Doral and an image from the solemn transfer in a fundraising video.  

Update 3-30-26: Trump II continues his frequent golf excursions, even in the midst of his war of choice on Iran. 

Trump II's Heroes on Girls' School Bombing

It's nearly spring so grab that daisy and pull the petals....Trump knows everything....Trump knows nothing...

You get the gist.

Update 3-13-26:  It's always been dangerous to be a little girl within Trump's sphere of influence.

Anybody Got 250?

The pace of global tampering increased exponentially under Trump II.  The World Economic Forum must be feeling significant shame.  And the PNACers (Project for the New American Century) look oh so incremental.

All it took was a combination of Trump II's lust for resources and his "gut facts" impulsive trigger-ship.  America's longtime targets for new markets may be opening up.

The Nobel Prize for Lack of Inner Peace goes to Trump II, a man who loves pieces of eight more than anything.  

For all this, our globe and the little people suffer.  Meanwhile there will be a grand celebration for Trump 250, Freedom 250 and America 250.  Expect lots of flyovers, hopefully the ones without bombs.

Trump Left His Hat On

Trump II wore his Trump USA 45-47 Gold White Hat to the Dignified Transfer of Remains at Dover Air Force Base.  It was the first such dignified transfer, the "solemn movement of the transfer case" for six soldiers killed in Trump's War on Iran.

Fox News apparently did not like the "hat look" and instead included video from a different ceremony Trump II attended in 2025, one where he did not wear a baseball cap.

Add this as the latest "Oh no, he didn't! ... Yes, he did."  

Update 3-9-26:  PennLive reported:

The USA 45-47 hat is currently listed on the Trump Organization’s store for a whopping $55. 

 And there is currently a note on the listing that reads, “Due to high demand, this hat may take an additional 7-10 days to process then ship.” 

So, whether the President was, in fact, trying to market the hat or not, it appears that the controversial cap is now highly desired.

It's officially unofficial, the new Trump mourning /golf round cap, right for any occasion.

Update 3-16-26:  Trump II used his mourning cap in a golf round at Doral and an image from the solemn transfer in a fundraising video.  

Update 3-30-26: Trump II continues his frequent golf excursions, even in the midst of his war of choice on Iran. 

House of Charlatans Protects their Own

Scumbag Red Team Congressman Tony Gonzales finally admitted the affair he initiated and forced upon an employee.  

The House of Charlatans voted to keep sexual harassment reports secret.  Tony got a message from God that he'd already been forgiven for his abusive dalliances.  

Wow, our elected officials get to trade stocks and staff based on insider information....

UK 2, USA 0

The Trump "Just Us" Department is yet to follow Britain's lead and arrest important people as a result of investigations sparked by Jeffrey Epstein's millions of files.  

The Brits arrested Prince Andrew and Lord Mandelson for their unethical behavior around Jeffrey Epstein.  

Score is 2 for British law enforcement, 0 for Trump II's Just Us Department.  Optimizing the image of one leader over the needs of victims is a giant stain, one so large, even a giant banner cannot cover.

You could even say the U.S. has a negative 2 given Epstein attorney Darren Indyke and Epstein Accountant Richard Kahn settled their civil liability to victims through Jeffrey Epstein's estate.  

Getting Epstein's estate to pick up the tab for your personal transgressions?  That's so insider.....

Worst Moment of Worst Presidency

WSJ opined:

President Trump owes the Supreme Court an apology—to the individual Justices he smeared on Friday and the institution itself. Mr. Trump doubtless won’t offer one, but his rant in response to his tariff defeat at the Court was arguably the worst moment of his Presidency.

Trump II sees no equal branches of government.   Not Congress or the Supremes.

Earlier this week his White House highlighted the Gospels and Christ's teachings in their Ash Wednesday news release.  

Believing the Gospels and living them are two entirely different things.

Update 2-25-26:  Trump's State of the Union speech was record long.  It fulfilled its mission of being a vacuous cheer session for the Reds.  Congress supplicated at every turn to the fast and loose playing Chief Executive.  Boo says this independent voter.  It's the run-up to something, a financial crisis, a regional war....

Trump Omits Jesus Yet Again

Trump II followed his long tradition of speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast and never mentioning Jesus' name.  He acted like a prayer before a meal was a foreign practice.  "We're having lunch!"

In his first event (after winning the 2016 election) Trump I never said it.  

Does Trump go to the event to worship or be worshipped?  Might he be the deity in the room, at least in his mind?  

Lord, help us all.  Christ, help us all.  In Jesus name we pray.

Update 2-19-26:  The White House Ash Wednesday message mentioned Jesus and the Gospels.  One has to do more than believe in the Gospels.  They must be applied.  Trump trashes Christ's teachings most moments of every day.  For that he will atone.   

Trump Targets Fifteen States

Trump II is a serial trasher of the U.S. Constitution.  This time he's going after states rights for managing elections.  "Nationalizing elections" means more than 30% of states.

It comes after Red Team voters stayed home in droves in Fort Worth, Texas.  The Red Team would be wise to reign in their greatest detractor, as the public cringes under Trump's savage whims.  Turn off the camera, stick a sock in it, shut his pie-hole... do whatever you can to place ethical and decency boundaries around the man.  God knows, he has none.

This is the time the Reds and Blues traditionally walk back to the middle to appeal to a wider range of voters.  Very few people want to give Trump more power, much less send the message that they endorse what he is doing.  To most voters, that Red Team cubicle appears more like an unflushed gold toilet. 

Update 2-6-26:  Jesse wrote:

Trump is a destroyer. And only an ardent minority will continue to support him as his failures begin to bite more deeply into the day to day lives of the public.

Trump Going it Alone

Trump II could be in a room full of people and be alone.  His fundraising e-mail to supporters placed him the War Room, needing money.  Really?  His financial advisors have been busy buying bonds in multiple companies.  One was Victoria's Secret, whose founder Les Wexner funded Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile enterprise.  

Trump's financial advisors also purchased bonds in Netflix and WarnerBros, whose merger Trump has vowed "involvement."

Trump use a laptop?  Gemini AI said this after I asked for images of Trump II using a laptop:

...there are images of Donald Trump with a laptop, though they are rare and often show him in specific, staged, or assisted contexts rather than working on one directly.

Something is dying in our country and it's decency, honesty, caring and community.  Already gone is accountability and appropriate boundaries for leaders.  The day I could not envision has presented.  But it is not "just me" who is concerned.  There are millions of Americans who say "not in our name."

His followers may send him money to recharge his laptop.  His Cretin Cabinet may enact his unhinged will.  They all do so at tremendous risk to our country's moral standing.

Note:  The White House website is silent on the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday.  Last year Trump II's inauguration was that day and he said:

Today is Martin Luther King Day. And his honor — this will be a great honor. But in his honor, we will strive together to make his dream a reality. We will make his dream come true.

When Trump II sees people, he does not see color.  He's looking for adulation or something to appropriate.  His favorite people give him both, in massive amounts.

Trump II Usurps Nobel

Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Machado donated her Noble Peace Prize award to Trump II.  Machado left the White House with a MAGA merch bag.

Good thing the prize came in a giant frame because Machado clearly pantsed Trump.  He'd bullied her into donating the award and her acquiescence shows our Pedophile Protector's true colors.  Any award Obama got, Trump can usurp better.

Keep the awards flowing.  The American public is better off if Trump II spends his days going from ceremony to ceremony.  

Trump "Blue Dresses" Venezuela

Unchecked and unanchored, that's Trump II on both the domestic and international stage.  Amoral Trump informed the NYT that there are essentially no limits on his global power.  In the midst of the discussion Trump II echoed another White House abuser, Bill Clinton.

"It depends what your definition of international law is," Trump said.  

But that definition requires only one opinion.  His!

There is nothing Trump II will not usurp.  Permission is not required.  

Trump II: MAGA is Me

Make America Great Again has been redefined to anything Trump II wants.  

"MAGA loves what I'm doing. MAGA loves everything I do. MAGA is me. MAGA loves everything I do, and I love everything I do, too."

It's nation building in Venezuela.  It's adding 50% to the Pentagon budget.  It's protecting pedophiles.  It's discounting affordability concerns.  It's promoting H1B visas and encouraging flexibility on abortion.  It's interfering with corporate operations and favoring certain mergers.  It's the exact opposite of free trade with Trump's import taxes.

MAGA is obscenely enriching Trump II's family and friends.  Trump II plans to have a $200 billion net worth come the end of 2028.  MAGA may just let him do it, cheering all the way.

Trump's Jan. 6 Irreality

WhiteHouse.gov posted complete blather about the Jan. 6th insurrection that millions of Americans watched in horror as Trump's Middle Aged Wilding took place under the direction of a loser President.

I took the liberty of correcting the image to something more historically correct.  That's Trump speaking at the Elipse along with his tweet calling creeps to his event.  

"All image, all the time" cannot cover Trump's selfish, pathological core.  Makeup washes off.  Fake stories have no anchor to hold them in place.  Most people remember their childhood bully and can see/feel that same diminishment and taking from Trump II.  

Trump usurps everything in his path for his own nefarious purposes.  The reality of Jan. 6th and his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein show what a creep Trump II really is.  The world knows it.  

Trump II's goons pasting a shaky webpage with victim Donnie's version of Jan. 6th does not and will not change that.  

The world knows Trump very well.  Any interaction with a creep/bully like Trump II is potentially perilous.  He will take something, money, a trophy, a sword, your pride, your centeredness, your wife, even your essential being.  

He's clearly taken Congress and the Supreme's core principles and turned them into "savage whim" backers.  Savage Trump II continues to whim without constraint.  For that we pay a terrible price.

Update 1-11-26:  Reince Priebus defended Trump II's Jan. 6th irreality as trolling and laugh worthy. Wrong answer. 

TRUMP Rolling RISK Dice

Trump II's rendition of former Venezuela President Nicholas Maduro to a Brooklyn jail whetted his appetite for more conquests.  The bully of the Caribbean Sea and Atlantic Ocean mentioned Cuba, Mexico, Colombia and Greenland as future targets.  

Pottery or Pandora?  Time will tell.

This kicked off the 250th anniversary year for our country.  Trump II may celebrate it with his face on yet another currency, a real U.S. dollar coin. 

Trump is already associated with four crypto what-evers, his $TRUMP meme-coin, $WLFI, USD1 stable coin and a new token to issued to DJT shareholders.

Trump II thinks he opened a can of whup arse with his Maduro snatch and grab.  He basically split the world into three zones, the U.S. zone, the Russia zone and the China zone.  Time will reveal if Putin and Xi see any country's snatch they wish to grab.  

They are all famous leaders and the little people let you do anything.  

In Don We Trust (him to do the most craven, selfish thing in the most grotesque, self aggrandizing way possible).