In honor of Trump II, the digital Caligula's attendance at today's Super Bowl, I offer the following end zone suggestions.
Some have expressed concern over the singing of the Black national anthem. Surely, black people can have one since five national anthems exist already.
I expect Trump II will add "God Bless the USA" and "YMCA" to the approved list of national anthems in an executive order. It will help him continue his paper barrage.
There was a time in our country when the military treated German POWS better than Black soldiers. Trump is of German heritage but avoided the military until he could occupy its top slot, Commander in Chief.
Trump II closed off asylum but recently verbalized an exception for white South African farmers. Just like the Super Bowl with its aggressive hitting, Trump's cracker nonsense is head rattling.
Update 2-10-25. Lauren Daigle sang a jazzy "America the Beautiful." Waiting for the Lauren Boebert uproar...
Trump's smattering of TechGods have roots in South Africa. Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and David Sacks are from South Africa or spent time there in their youth.