Just yesterday I gifted Trump with the name "Pablum" and his right hand Musk with "Doink". The names seemed right given what regularly comes out of Trump's mouth and Elon's penchant for significant errors that cause serious harm. The Signal debacle was the alphabet soup that produced the nicknames.
Today I learned Pablum is appointing Doink to investigate the Signal situation in the most limited way possible. How did that pesky journalist entice Mike Walz to invite him into the group chat?
Is it dick pics? That would not surprise me given Washington is full of them.
