Monday, February 18, 2008

Bush Promotes Mosquito Abstinence in Africa

To cut down disease in African children, President Bush encouraged locals to abstain from contact with mosquitoes. I can just picture him saying:

"If they come to bite you with their malaria carrying disease, just say no. If it works for sexually transmitted illnesses, I'm sure it can work for insect borne diseases. Remember, no condom, no net."

Laura smiled, sure of her husband's wisdom and place in history, yet to be written.