Monday, August 24, 2026
You Da Gander
Sunday, August 23, 2026
Donnie-Pop Guild Celebrates Heliport
Trump II, the Great Wizard, introduced the Donnie-pop Guild. His version is more male focused and stresses gold coins and sharpie pens.
Both guilds rely heavily on suckers.
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Goldfingers
A magical thing occurred around a picture of Trump II with golf legend Gary Player. After the original was published a second image removed Trump's flab and inserted a TRUMP logo on the shirt. Rather than regular sunlight the alteration has a significant gold hue.
One could call it AI. I'd rather call it irreality. It's like the real thing got severely irradiated.
Thursday, August 6, 2026
Trump II Decorated General
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Trump II to Usurp Prime Time Oval Office Address
This evening Trump II will hold an oval office Truth Social post reading of his greatest nonsensical grievances. Expect to hear all the hits, especially those regarding his fractured ego from actually losing to Joe Biden in 2020.
Yada, yada, yada.....therefore I deserve another term.
Stick a sock in it old man.
Update 7-17-26: Jesse wrote:
The war in the Mideast is not going to plan. It never did, despite the bluster and bravado of the Pirates of Perfidy.
We seem to be heading into a very difficult situation, made significantly worse by official corruption, theft and increasingly clumsy deception.
This too shall pass, but not easily.
Update 7-19-26: Former Trump I White House lawyers Ty Cobb joined in on the baby analogy with:
Former Trump White House lawyer Ty Cobb compared President Trump to a toddler whining about losing a toy, arguing the president’s election fraud claims are rooted in his refusal to accept his 2020 defeat.
“You know, I think it’s important that people tonight, as they look at the podium surrounding the president, they should really look at it as a crib,” said Cobb, who served in Trump’s first administration, adding that the president is a “a 2-year-old who lost his toy.”
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Trump II Lurches on NATO & Iran
Trump II executed another series of savage whims regarding Iran and NATO. It's back to a non-war military excursion with Iran. I can't wait to see how Pete Hogsbreath and J.D. Pantsed spin the latest operation, separate and distinct from all others along with a several month military blockade.
Did Trump II or his family front-run any of this? How about key members of his administration or their family members? Kushner, Witkoff, Lutnick?
The next NATO Summit will be held in Albania, the site of massive protests over Jared & Ivanka Kushner's luxury development in the midst of a wildlife preserve dear to many Albanians.
This smells like the reason Trump ended on "unification." Pushing the family book once again....
Update 7-10-26: I tired of writing my Congressman on Trump II's savage whims and his wild swings. Peter Atwater summed it up.
Today, the greatest power in America rests with those whose strident tone is now paired with absolute ridiculousness. Put simply, what is now on offer is truly beyond belief. Moreover, it is in everything that matters: American culture, politics, and finance. Our Attention Economy has been taken to its extreme. People are shouting nonsense and no one even blinks.
But that doesn’t mean it isn’t nonsense. Think Adam Neumann, Trevor Milton, Sam Bankman-Fried. Their stories were always nonsense. And the same was true of Michael Saylor. Circus barkers always yell whatever they have to draw a crowd. When the goal is attention – especially when paired with the loyalty, money, and power that now comes with it – truthfulness doesn’t enter the equation.
Without truth, it's insanity or in the case of Trump II, irreality.