Excursionary World

Excursionary World by Turban Turban 

(to the tune of Ordinary World by Duran Duran)

Bombs rained down last Saturday 

on the avenue

Thought I heard you dying harshly

There were no lights, TV or the internet

Still can't escape Trump & Netanyahu

What has happened to it all?

Crazy, some'd say

Where is the life that I recognize

(Bombed away)

But I am crying for yesterday

There's an Excursionary World

Somehow I have to mind

And as I try to make my way

to the Excursionary World

I will need to survive

Kushner & Witkoff

Trump prompted them to say

"We are so close to a deal"

Well the deal's gone out the window 

with the rooftops bombed away.

Left me in the vacuum 

of their blast

What is happening to me?

Crazy, some'd say

Where is the U.N. when

we need you most

(Gone away)

But I am crying for yesterday

There's an Excursionary World

Somehow I have to mind

And as I try to make my way

in the Excursionary World

I will bleed to survive

Children in the aftermath

tell of suffering and greed

Fear today, forgo tomorrow

Ooh, we're living a real

holy war with holy need

Ours is a major sorrowed life

And I am bawling for yesterday

There's an Excursionary World

Somehow I have to mine

And as I try to fake my way

in the Excursionary World

I will greed to survive

Every world

is Trump's world 

(he will greed to survive)

Any world

is Trump's world 

(he will greed to survive)

Any world

is Trump's world 

Every world

is Trump's world 

(and he will greed to survive)

Cheater in Chief

Update 3-26-26:  Trump II told a reporter it's OK for him to vote by mail because he is President.

Raging Bone Spurs

Trump II trashes everything he touches.  Many times it is unwanted touching.

Update 3-22-26:  Treasury Chief Scott Bessent told Meet the Press that people should have "empathy" for his boss when asked about the appropriateness of Trump II's celebrating the death of Robert Muller.

Trump's Trigger Diplomacy

Trump II's international practice of bullying for profits was noted by former Ambassador Chas Freeman who referred to our Special Envoys as "amateurs" who "engage in protection rackets and personal corruption."

We've really never seen anything like it.  

If anyone is going to the most exclusive conference and luncheon at Mar-a-Lago on April 25th, a word of warning.  Don't pull Trump II's overworked trigger finger.  It's his alone to fire, mid-negotiation and all.

News! Trump II Usurps News

Update 3-17-26:  The press is free to follow Trump II's orders and spread his Irreality, which changes by the minute..  America is 250 so senility and sclerosis should be expected.

The head of the Counterterrorism Center resigned after writing Iran posed no imminent threat to the U.S.  

FCC Chief Brendan Carr has the task of taking this man's free speech rights away or at least keeping him off the public airwaves.

Update 3-18-26:  As for little girls not faring well under Trump II's orbit, a judge just lambasted his "Just Us" Department for a plea deal (too lenient) with a child pornographer.

Onward Trumpian Loyalists

Onward Trumpian loyalists

"merch"-ing off of war,

For the Rage of Cheesus 

goes on evermore.

Trump II's War of Choice on Iran is intended to usurp their natural resources and open up another market for Western TechGods and private equity underwriters (PEU).  

Both groups are beloved by U.S. politicians Red & Blue but nobody, nobody shows their love more than Trump II.  That's when he's not showing piece.  He is the "Pieces of Eight" President.

Anybody need a complimentary Trump II gifted pair of ill fitting shoes?  

Can you imagine being in a workplace where you are afraid to wear a pair of shoes that actually fit?  That's not the Trump II White House, where he wants to keep everyone off their feet.

Update 3-13-26:  Trump II's War Chief did the "our God is greater than your God thing."  Can someone tell Pete it is the same One God that arose from the three monotheistic religions founded in the Middle East?  Keep it up Hegseth and the U.S. will lose its Middle East allies.

Update 3-16-26:  Trump II used his mourning cap in a golf round at Doral and an image from the solemn transfer in a fundraising video.  

Trump II's Heroes on Girls' School Bombing

It's nearly spring so grab that daisy and pull the petals....Trump knows everything....Trump knows nothing...

You get the gist.

Update 3-13-26:  It's always been dangerous to be a little girl within Trump's sphere of influence.