Monday, August 24, 2026

You Da Gander


Trump II can vote by mail but he wants to restrict ordinary Americans from doing likewise.  The Supremes gave round 1 to Trump.

He da goose, you da gander.  

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Donnie-Pop Guild Celebrates Heliport

 

Trump II, the Great Wizard, introduced the Donnie-pop Guild.  His version is more male focused and stresses gold coins and sharpie pens.  

Both guilds rely heavily on suckers.

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Goldfingers

A magical thing occurred around a picture of Trump II with golf legend Gary Player.  After the original was published a second image removed Trump's flab and inserted a TRUMP logo on the shirt.  Rather than regular sunlight the alteration has a significant gold hue.

One could call it AI.  I'd rather call it irreality.  It's like the real thing got severely irradiated.

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Trump II Decorated General


Trump II posted an image of himself as a highly decorated military general.  As a young man, Trump had zero interest in military service.  Later he served as wingman for child sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.

I prefer to see his badges as awards for his numerous corporate bankruptcies vs. tallies of underage girls.  

Trump II and his blind followers/billionaire sponsors will answer for their time on this earthly plane.  Love God and love your neighbor, these are the great commission.  The reward is not a medal, badge or trophy.  It's heaven, something that Jesus encouraged us to create on earth.

I imagine God is not pleased by the great usurpations of his realm.  Peace, love, truth, virtue, caring and healing are their own reward in the here and now.  Greed, arrogance, violence, deception and bluster are the tools of Old Testament Kings.  

Christ brought us a new way.  Trump II is buried under the old.  

Thursday, July 16, 2026

Trump II to Usurp Prime Time Oval Office Address


This evening Trump II will hold an oval office Truth Social post reading of his greatest nonsensical grievances.  Expect to hear all the hits, especially those regarding his fractured ego from actually losing to Joe Biden in 2020.  

Yada, yada, yada.....therefore I deserve another term.  

Stick a sock in it old man.

Update 7-17-26:  Jesse wrote:

The war in the Mideast is not going to plan. It never did, despite the bluster and bravado of the Pirates of Perfidy. 

We seem to be heading into a very difficult situation, made significantly worse by official corruption, theft and increasingly clumsy deception. 

This too shall pass, but not easily. 

Update 7-19-26:  Former Trump I White House lawyers Ty Cobb joined in on the baby analogy with:

Former Trump White House lawyer Ty Cobb compared President Trump to a toddler whining about losing a toy, arguing the president’s election fraud claims are rooted in his refusal to accept his 2020 defeat.

“You know, I think it’s important that people tonight, as they look at the podium surrounding the president, they should really look at it as a crib,” said Cobb, who served in Trump’s first administration, adding that the president is a “a 2-year-old who lost his toy.”

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Trump II Lurches on NATO & Iran


Trump II executed another series of savage whims regarding Iran and NATO.  It's back to a non-war military excursion with Iran.  I can't wait to see how Pete Hogsbreath and J.D. Pantsed spin the latest operation, separate and distinct from all others along with a several month military blockade.  

Did Trump II or his family front-run any of this?  How about key members of his administration or their family members?  Kushner, Witkoff, Lutnick?  

The next NATO Summit will be held in Albania, the site of massive protests over Jared & Ivanka Kushner's luxury development in the midst of a wildlife preserve dear to many Albanians.

This smells like the reason Trump ended on "unification."  Pushing the family book once again....

Update 7-10-26:  I tired of writing my Congressman on Trump II's savage whims and his wild swings.  Peter Atwater summed it up.

Today, the greatest power in America rests with those whose strident tone is now paired with absolute ridiculousness. Put simply, what is now on offer is truly beyond belief. Moreover, it is in everything that matters: American culture, politics, and finance. Our Attention Economy has been taken to its extreme. People are shouting nonsense and no one even blinks. 

But that doesn’t mean it isn’t nonsense. Think Adam Neumann, Trevor Milton, Sam Bankman-Fried. Their stories were always nonsense. And the same was true of Michael Saylor. Circus barkers always yell whatever they have to draw a crowd. When the goal is attention – especially when paired with the loyalty, money, and power that now comes with it – truthfulness doesn’t enter the equation.

Without truth, it's insanity or in the case of Trump II, irreality.

Sunday, July 5, 2026

Trump Takes the Fifth Spot on Mt. Rushmore


The image above is a cookie shared with Trump II's team on his new Qatari donated Air Force One.  

After usurping Mt. Rushmore Trump II took on D-Day, comparing to his waiting safe inside an air conditioned area for storms to pass so he could deliver his July 4th rally speech.  

I heard a veteran describe his landing at Normandy as a teenager.  By the end of the day he was one of several people left from his platoon.  It sounded like hell on earth.  

There is nothing Trump II won't distort, incorporate, pilfer to further his image/prestige in each and every present moment.