Thursday, September 10, 2026

Can Trump II Offer Bad Checks for Votes?

Trump II dressed down Senate candidate Ken Paxton at his midterm convention.  Even in "favored" Trump world there are punching bags.  The President dinged Paxton in his home state and the crowd laughed mightily.

Trump II could add, "he may not be ethical" or "he may be a criminal, like me."  Paxton was charged with securities fraud in 2015 but reached a settlement in 2024 where he performed community service and paid restitution to his victims.

That was not Ken's only brush with financial crime.   Texas Attorney General Paxton was turned in by his staff for accepting money (checks) and home renovation services from Nate Paul, an Austin private equity underwriter (PEU).  

Last night Trump offered a bounty of $5,000 per adult for electing Ken and other Red Team Congressional candidates such that they retain their majorities in each chamber.  That alone sounds unethical and possibly worthy of criminal charges.

His performance based "dividend" would need to be financed and add over $1 trillion to the national debt.  That echoes private equity's "liquidity recaps," where an affiliate takes out even more debt in order to pay a huge chunk to the sponsor as a special dividend/distribution.

Trump II and Ken Paxton are the Joe McCarthy (crazed politician) and Roy Cohn (dirty lawyer) of our time.  However, the White House is full of similar, unsavory characters.

Corey Lewandowski allegedly approached officials from two Middle Eastern countries seeking work “on the side” while serving as a special government employee — and effective “shadow secretary” of the Department of Homeland Security under Kristi Noem, with massive influence over contracts worth billions, according to a bombshell report in The Wall Street Journal.

 Red Team, Red Ink, Red Line, Red Notice....

Sorry PEU boys and your sponsored politicians, my vote is not for sale.

(This is cross posted on PEUReport due to its private equity underwriter connections)

Friday, September 4, 2026

"Military Excursion" with Iran "Small Potatoes"


Cleanup at the French Fry machine.....small potatoes are not complying.  

Can we axe another military leader mid-war?

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Ah....Don Tzu


Jesse noted:
Oil took a heavy handed hit that was a blatant price manipulation with the primary effect of enabling traders connected to Bessent and Trump to make easy illicit profits.
For a man to profit by use of insider information, he must have two things.  Access to that insider information and a deficient ethical framework that allows him to trade accordingly.  Don Tzu has both.

Any similarity of Don Tzu's image or actual words to the current President is a figment of your imagination as Trump II "is the most transparent and accessible president in American history."  Put that in the bank.  

He sure is.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Trump Makes Up Another Reason to Not Listen


White House Communications Director Stephen Cheung or another White House advisor/consultant twisted consistently "bad polling" into an attack on the Red political team.  

Many call those poor poll numbers feedback on Trump II's job performance.  Donald Trump proved long ago that he is refractory to feedback (as well as ethical standards regarding conflict of interest and legal limitations).  

Trump delivered the line he would never say without coaching

"They’re called 'Demoralization Operations,' where they try to demoralize Republicans so that they don’t go out and vote — But the actual Polls are tremendous, and the Spirit in our Country has never been higher."

The Art of the One Sided, Unreasonable Decree author is coming off the implosion of his Canada trade deal and the failure of his War of Choice with Iran to achieve any of his ever shifting objectives.

Trump knows how to crap up a relationship.  That's because he never is in one.  Trump II is the demand maker, requires absolute loyalty and doles out of trinkets for those who comply.

He cares not, he cares little, he cares not, he cares little..... 

Monday, August 24, 2026

You Da Gander


Trump II can vote by mail but he wants to restrict ordinary Americans from doing likewise.  The Supremes gave round 1 to Trump.

What's good for the goose is not good for the gander.  He da goose, you da gander.  

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Donnie-Pop Guild Celebrates Heliport

 

Trump II, the Great Wizard, introduced the Donnie-pop Guild.  His version is more male focused and stresses gold coins and sharpie pens.  

Both guilds rely heavily on suckers.

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Goldfingers

A magical thing occurred around a picture of Trump II with golf legend Gary Player.  After the original was published a second image removed Trump's flab and inserted a TRUMP logo on the shirt.  Rather than regular sunlight the alteration has a significant gold hue.

One could call it AI.  I'd rather call it irreality.  It's like the real thing got severely irradiated.