Thursday, September 11, 2008

Bush Offers Prescription for Iran's Irritating Assholes

President George W. Bush offered those Iranian assholes a large dose from his Freedhem initiative. What better way to reduce the pain, inflammation and irritation from such a condition, than to use a one application hemmorhoidal cream? George has been itching to intervene.

If they don't accept Freedhem, what might he ram up their backside? If could be cold, hard steel in the form of a ship, plane, or bomb. He ordered the Navy to intercept Iranian ships in U.S. controlled territory. Take the medicine Mahmoud!