Tuesday, October 7, 2008

No Plane, No Pain, No Palin


Dick Cheney may be in his special bunker, readying for an Iranian nuclear-ectomy. Recently he was seen slinking around the Capital, lobbying for an Iranian blockade. Given his lack of success, how might things escalate? Reuters reported:

The Pentagon denied on Tuesday an Iranian news report that a U.S. military aircraft had violated Iranian territory and had been forced to land in Iran, saying all American planes were accounted for.

"All aircraft in the region are accounted for and we have no reports of any aircraft landing in Iran," Lt. Col. Patrick Ryder told reporters.

"I haven't heard anything like that," said Pentagon Bryan Whitman.

The Iran news agency reported earlier that a U.S. warplane had violated Iranian territory and had been forced to land in Iran.


The plane wasn't U.S. military, but Republicans are desperate. The McCain-Palin ticket needs wars or whores. George W. and Dick Cheney would use the whore card if they had one. Thus, expect wars. It will fulfill McCain's campaign promise, "There will be more wars, my friend."