Fresh from advising the Green Bay Packers on handling angry cheeseheads over the loss of finely aged quarterback Brett Farve, Ari Fleischer will guide Tiger Woods' reinsertion into golf's sweet spot. Primo club swinger Woods took time off to treat his propensity to drop his putter into any neatly trimmed hole.
Ari Fleischer Sports Communications specializes in crisis response and control. I can hear Ari coaching Tiger for a press conference:
"Hold it, hold it, hold it, .....release the anger. Now you can answer the question without tension. Keep a clear head, baby. Your doing great, Tiger. Who loves you, man? Ari does..."
I wonder if Tiger hired Ari because of his Bush connections?
