Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Big Elf DeSantis-Claws Offers Retirement Leer

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis-Claws wants to bring Dr. Fauci a present as he approaches retirement.  He asked someone to “grab” the 81-year-old infectious disease expert and “chuck him across the Potomac.”

"Someone needs to grab that little elf and chuck him across the Potomac."  The Insane Reds are on a roll.   

This independent voter will need more than bleach to disinfect the ballot this fall.

Update 9-21-22:  DeSantis-Claws gifted a free trip to Martha's Vineyard to Venezuelan migrants in San Antonio.   He promised a bit too much in his stocking stuffer and is being sued for fraud, as is the titular head of the Red Team.

Update 3-9-23:  The Hill reported:

Documentarian Ken Burns on Tuesday said the bills that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) is advocating for resemble the “Soviet system” in deciding what students are allowed to be taught in a classroom.

Update 4-20-23:  Larry Kudlow said DeSantis is close to making a fool of himself in his feud with Disney. 

Update 9-23-23:  DeSantis continued his rampage by recommending Floridians under 65 not get the COVID shot.  Apparently the Florida sun can bleach anything