Get Off My Phone!

Just yesterday I gifted Trump with the name "Pablum" and his right hand Musk with "Doink".  The names seemed right given what regularly comes out of Trump's mouth and Elon's penchant for significant errors that cause serious harm.  The Signal debacle was the alphabet soup that produced the nicknames.

Today I learned Pablum is appointing Doink to investigate the Signal situation in the most limited way possible.  How did that pesky journalist entice Mike Walz to invite him into the group chat?  

Is it dick pics?  That would not surprise me given Washington is full of them.  

Update 4-7-25:  It turns out Mike Walz saved the journalists number under Brian Hughes, a Trump spokesperson.

Trump Dooh

The Independent reported:

An analysis by Yale University has found that a budget plan being considered by Republican lawmakers would ultimately transfer wealth from the poorest 40 percent of Americans to the richest 1 percent.

That would make the Red Team the opposite of Robin Hood, Dooh Nibor. 

Trump II Usurps Justice for "Just Us"

"As chief law enforcement officer for our country  me, me, me, me, me....excuse me, I'm getting ready to break into a solo.  Me, me, me...  grievance.... me, me, me.....no one in the history of history has been so unfairly treated......me, me, me...... I'm a 78 year old man,  look at these abs.....me, me, me  .... well from now on it's 'Just Us.'  You people work for me."

---Donarch the Usurprer (also known as Trump II, the digital Caligula)

Update 3-18-25:  The administration of the Chief Law Enforcement Officer ignores judges requests and orders.  Trump bootlickers call for impeachment of judges trying to ensure the Donarch follows the law.

Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts rebuked Trump II and his minions for wanting to impeach judges for their decisions vs. appealing the matter.

Update 3-22-25:  Business Insider reported:

"Trump pushes the limits of everything: the legal boundaries, picking fights with massive law firms, he's calling for the impeachment of federal judges," Neama Rahmani, a former federal prosecutor and current trial lawyer, told Business Insider. "So look, say what you want about him, but he seems to be winning — or at least putting a lot of pressure on folks throughout the legal industry to capitulate and bend to his will."

Sane Red Team members are encouraging Trump II to stay within the constitutional lines.  Unfortunately, they are few and far between.

Update 4-6-25:  "Drill baby drill" Trump went after the law firm that defended BP after the Gulf Oil Spew.

Trump II plans to offer new Gulf of America oil leases by the end of 2025.

White House Tesla Car Show

"They don't let me drive," said Trump II, the digital Caligula.  But he said he would buy a car anyway.  Trump's new car is a Tesla (Elon Musk's car company).  

Musk heads DOUGEBAG (Department of Ungodly Greedy Executives Biased Against Government).  Hours after the Trumpomercial The Independent reported Musk is considering donating $100 million to a Trump SuperPAC.

If this appears unseemly, it's because it is.  We are in the Golden Age of Shameless Sponsorship, Unconscionable Fraud and Complete Usurpment.  

Insiders win, everyone else "gird yourself."

Update 3-16-25:  The White House added another gig:   "day care":

Egg Prices? Shut Up!!!

Everything is a prop for the image optimization of Trump II, the digital Caligula.  Shut up, we don't talk about that.....

Freedom to De-Gay History

The "all image, all the time" Trump II decreed the federal government should remove any references to diversity, equity and inclusion.  Who knew the digital Caligula's histrionic order would "nuke" nuclear bomb history?  

The Enola Gay was the name of the bomber that dropped the first nuclear bomb on Hiroshima, Japan in World War II.  

The plane was named after the mother of its pilot, Col. Paul Tibbets, Enola Gay Tibbets.

When leaders don't care to know anything they can do anything, however insane and stupid.