Just yesterday I gifted Trump with the name "Pablum" and his right hand Musk with "Doink". The names seemed right given what regularly comes out of Trump's mouth and Elon's penchant for significant errors that cause serious harm. The Signal debacle was the alphabet soup that produced the nicknames.
Today I learned Pablum is appointing Doink to investigate the Signal situation in the most limited way possible. How did that pesky journalist entice Mike Waltz to invite him into the group chat?
Is it dick pics? That would not surprise me given Washington is full of them.
Update 4-7-25: It turns out Mike Waltz saved the journalists number under Brian Hughes, a Trump spokesperson.
Update 5-2-25: Mike Waltz is out as National Security Advisor. Rumor had it Waltz actually thought his job was to advise the President. Sorry Sir! You're simply an order taker, compliment maker and purveyor of Pablum.
Update 5-22-25: Pablum and Doink paired up for a cringe worthy White House visit from South African President Cyril Ramaphosa. BBC fact checked Pablum's various assertions. What an embarrassment for U.S. Intelligence. Pablum said he did it for Doink but I'll wager Peter Thiel, David Sacks and a few others entered into the mix.
Update 5-23-25: Pablum's savage whims have turned the U.S. into the Trumpiverse. Gravity has been replaced by loyalty accompanied by lavish compliments. Truth is gone leaving fanciful, but extremely toxic, fiction in its place.
