Friday, March 21, 2008

Freedhem's Words Leading to War

The documentary Leading to War is well worth the seventy two minutes it takes to view. Today American leaders deploy similar language in regard to the Iranian threat. John McCain tied al Qaeda to the Iranian government, George Bush talked about a mushroom cloud "destroying people", and Dick Cheney rode around the Middle East in a reprise of his pre-Iraq war tour.

Freehem is a revolutionary hemorrhoidal cream guaranteed to reduce inflaming assholes like the President of Iran. But first V.P. Cheney and President Bush should consider a self-application, in a rare display of leading by example. If the Unitary Executive is still angry and engorged, then attack the little bearded man, yank down his drawers and apply a large dose of Freedhem. But I bet that won't provide relief either.

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate doesn't drive out hate, only love can do that."--Dr. Martin Luther King