Monday, March 10, 2008

Shooter Cheney Rides Into Middle East

The signs are ominous for Iran as Vice President Dick Cheney works to help Israel, America's greatest ally. Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni will meet with Shooter this week. Israel's Mossad called for Iran to have a nuclear bomb in 2009. Even a Kuwait strategist called for Israel to take out Iran's nuclear sites as a favor to the region. Israel's President Shimon Peres said they wouldn't do the job alone.

Next week Dick flys to the Middle East where he plans to visit Israel, the West Bank, Saudi Arabia, Oman and Turkey. That ever open and transparent White House said the V.P. would meet with Middle Eastern leaders to discuss issues of "mutual interest." Wherever Dick goes, it seems violence follows. Let's hope he gets a better reception than his last visit.

Anyone want to bet his message is a version of Major T.J. Kong's in Dr. Stangelove?

Now look, boys. I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches. But I got a pretty fair idea that somethin' doggoned important's going on back there. And I got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human beins if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelings about nookular combat. But I want you to remember one thing - the folks back home is a countin' on ya, and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. Tell ya somethin' else - this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions an' personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for every last one of ya, regardless of your race, color, or your creed. Now, let's get this thing on the hump. We got some Iranian ass to kick.