Monday, November 5, 2007

How to Not Look Like Hitler, Pervez!

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino foreshadowed the President's urging of Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf to "remove his military uniform". I can just hear George W. say:

"You can still order 'em around, have gov'ment officials use harsh interrogation techniques on prisoners, suspend basic democratic rights and attack other countries on flimsy information. But Pervy, you can't wear the uniform, otherwise you look like Hitler and that ruins my Iranian comparison. So ditch the stars and bars and wear a suit like me."