Thursday, January 8, 2009

Plumber Trained Joe Goes Republican Reporting

What are the odds that a trained plumber would end up holding a microphone outside a war zone? I thought he'd be busy with his book tour. Yes, plumbing school includes literary analysis.

Citizens should not be surprised, Republicans have long history of talented plumbers. Richard Nixon used them to harass his opponents. It resulted in the Watergate scandal.

President Bush flushed key facts on Hurricane Katrina. The omission of Memorial Medical Center deaths 34 patient deaths from his Lessons Learned report benefited corporate friends.

What facts will Joe the Plumber distort in his war correspondence? He knows how to move fecal matter.