Wednesday, August 6, 2008

"Surge" Training John McCain

Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain offered his third surge strategy. After the Iraq "success", Mr. McCain wants to surge economically and also to reduce crime in dangerous neighborhoods.

His handlers found use of the word reduced John's impromptu contributions, which frequently required the campaign to later say, "John McCain doesn't speak for John McCain." Their training involved a laboratory device, commonly taught to Psychology 101 students when they hit B.F. Skinner.

“Surge” reward
“Surge, surge, surge, surge”

Whoa there John! The dispensing mechanism can’t keep up…